BenMech proclaimed:
It's that easy; literally not even a minute. How fucking lazy are you?

You're such a useless crunchy asshole Von. Any real comments?
That was actually useful. Two things: first, I'm a dick, not an asshole. Second, here's my real comment: love the Angel Witch and Motorhead records.
Here's what this should've looked like:
Ben: thanks, von, for making my shit fucking readable: it's so very nice of you. I know it only takes three seconds, but still, thanks, man. I'll def do it next time.
von: You're welcome, dude, ain't a thing.