This track is for zeta males

Author:Casual Observer
Date:2019-05-11 22:26:37
In Reply To:Arch/Matheos - Tethered by graham
Are they serious? Singing around a campfire? The old staring-at-an-empty-swing cliche to signify loss? I don’t know what compels a heavy band to write a ballad. What are we supposed to do with it? Burst into tears? Take a break from threatening to murder each other on internet forums and hug someone instead?

Help me out here. How am I supposed to reconcile this testicle-free Twilight-inspired pap-for-teenage-girls with the rest of the album?

I proclaimed:
Oh no, here it comes again
Can't remember when Chris failed to make this type of post before
Hold on, Tony's silence will never last
Insults in the past, they always seem to come again
Again and again, again and again, again

Cry out, to legions of the brave
Time again to save us from the alphas of the board
Ride out, keyboard warriors of the realm
Prince of Persia Pants is at the helm, sail across the sea of slights

Usual suspects and things, Itunes and kings
Dodgy punctuation and a failure to spell
Trucking overnight, unholy and not so bright
Called by the ding-a-ling of the bell

Bloodless fury fast ascending
Swinging wildly in a never-ending fight
Phantom menace free forever
Dick with ears, shining ever-bright

Peon Nights
Peon Nights
All right
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