I didn't read it either because I assumed it was real news and that all that text was actual, boring press release stuff


Author:Troll's Hole
Date:2019-04-03 17:29:01
In Reply To:Re: one that responds without reading and talks without thinking (n/t) by von
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Maiden releases new albums all the time. It is the worst titled April fools joke I've ever seen. Ever. All April fool jokes need an outrageous hook to catch your attention immediately, not just "it's gonna rain again today" or "a dog that can't talk has been discovered". It needs to be something completely ridiculous like "alpha male who is a loyal monogamist and doesn't get to bang girlfriend is incredibly successful and wealthy".

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