Re: Chiefly, the Greta Van Fleet album...

Author:Casual Observer
Date:2018-10-11 23:48:43
In Reply To:Chiefly, the Greta Van Fleet album... by Nosferatwo
Amaranthe - Helix
Metal fans hate the word 'pop', but Amaranthe proves it can work.
Album sales and concert attendances prove something works and Amaranthe have neither. How many singers have they had now? Don't answer. It does not matter. They're done. This style of music is so unfashionable that even Harvestboy isn't booking the genre anymore, and he still wears Hawaiian shirts.
This is super modern poppy, but it's addictively catchy.
It's gayer than a Vatican sex party.
Really, really good.
You hate metal.

I proclaimed:
Oh no, here it comes again
Can't remember when Chris failed to make this type of post before
Hold on, Tony's silence will never last
Insults in the past, they always seem to come again
Again and again, again and again, again

Cry out, to legions of the brave
Time again to save us from the alphas of the board
Ride out, keyboard warriors of the realm
Prince of Persia Pants is at the helm, sail across the sea of slights

Usual suspects and things, Itunes and kings
Dodgy punctuation and a failure to spell
Trucking overnight, unholy and not so bright
Called by the ding-a-ling of the bell

Bloodless fury fast ascending
Swinging wildly in a never-ending fight
Phantom menace free forever
Dick with ears, shining ever-bright

Peon Nights
Peon Nights
All right
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