Re: Imagine a low budget version of Siri called Tom, who screams everything to the user with limitless pain and anguish.


Author:Troll's Hole
Date:2017-09-13 04:59:15
Edited:2017-09-13 05:00:43
In Reply To:Imagine a low budget version of Siri called Tom, who screams everything to the user with limitless pain and anguish. Np by Troll's Hole
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IPhone user: Tom, how do you spell "Gothenberg" properly?

Tom: My home, spelled g o t h e n b u r g, is no longer
A place where safety can be found
Constantly looking over my shoulder
Forced into the darkest corner of the mind

Iphone user: Tom, how's the weather in Gothenburg?

Tom: Cold is the air that I breath
sleepless
but I don't mind the rain

Iphone user: Tom, get me a smart American on the phone.

Tom: I've tried them all
It's gone too far
And the worst of all
Is the promise that I can't keep

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