Re: how would you know? - your mom won't even let you leave your front porch

Author:Casual Observer
Date:2017-04-14 00:00:39
In Reply To:how would you know? - your mom won't even let you leave your front porch by von
It's also coincidentally what I'd be yelling during all the Andi Deris numbers.
Nigga, please. We all know you can't go to shows. You'll be "yelling" it in your room, staring at the screen.
Wigger, please. I actually saw Helloween on their Gambling With The Devil Tour. Paid more than the paltry amount you're complaining about now too. 45 euro is chump change to me because I'm not lower class. I spend more than that on lunch and coffee for the week, but I digress.

Worst. Show. Ever. And that's coming from someone who saw Priest on their Nostradamus tour (I went only to laugh at KK's clumsy, lame-ass, makes-Kelly-Gray-look-like-Malmsteen solos and boy I did not leave disappointed). Helloween sounded like someone playing a mobile phone concert recording over the PA. It was shit! And hearing Andi Autotune Deris butchering Future World and I Want Out was pure cover band territory. A disaster.

Helloween are a poor man's Europe without a The Final Countdown.

I proclaimed:
Oh no, here it comes again
Can't remember when Chris failed to make this type of post before
Hold on, Tony's silence will never last
Insults in the past, they always seem to come again
Again and again, again and again, again

Cry out, to legions of the brave
Time again to save us from the alphas of the board
Ride out, keyboard warriors of the realm
Prince of Persia Pants is at the helm, sail across the sea of slights

Usual suspects and things, Itunes and kings
Dodgy punctuation and a failure to spell
Trucking overnight, unholy and not so bright
Called by the ding-a-ling of the bell

Bloodless fury fast ascending
Swinging wildly in a never-ending fight
Phantom menace free forever
Dick with ears, shining ever-bright

Peon Nights
Peon Nights
All right
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