I did, however, scroll through your post and think, "Holy Geezus, John mentions 874 bands and there's about 8 that I've ever heard, and I probably only like 1 of them."Sure, given that my list consists of metal releases.
The only one I could see you possibly liking is Need - Siamese God.
Oh, and I think I also thought, "Heh, Sixguns over Tombstone and The Number 12 Looks Like You are cool band names." And then I noticed Beheaded Zombie and Ignominous Incarceration, and any thought of cool band names left my head.
"It's not exactly a horrible album, but it's no better than something by, I dunno, Pagan's Mind or some other shirt-tucking nerdprog band." - Matt Johnsen of Pharaoh